June 2012
Humor is attractive.
I love when a person can give me a really good smile and/or laugh. It doesn’t take a lot for me to like you. If you can legitimately make me feel happy, even in the slightest way, I’ll fall for you right on the spot. Humor is definitely a plus for me, because then I know that on my worst days; someone like you could always cheer me up again.
“If you’re feeling frightened about what comes next, don’t be. Embrace the...”
– Everwood (via deepfriedjupiter)
May 2012
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth...”
– Andy Rooney (via noeeeee)
April 2012
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whatever goes.
Okay. So I’m updating my personal blog again just because it’s already 5:30am and sleep is nowhere to be found. I am forced to convey my thoughts into words because it cannot keep pace with me anymore.
so, here goes my rants and nothingness.
I hate that random moment in the middle of the night or at dusk when I get to think of what I really want to do with my life, how much I wanted...
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
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