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Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert?

Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too.

 

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Ung ina-abot mo ung pamasahe mo sa jeep sa katabi mo at hindi ka nya pinapansin

emanromantiko:

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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec.
Murderer: K.

LOL

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that-awkward-moment-when-i:

LMFAOOOOOO OMFG I’M DYING XD